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10. Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel made her debut on the show 7th Heaven and became wall poster material soon after. You can also see her kicking butt on Blade Trinity, The Illusionist, and Total Recall (the newer one. She’s not that old. And no, she wasn’t the one with three boobs). If you thought she played the title role in Elektra like we did, you would be wrong. That was Jennifer Garner. Anyways, Jessica Biel is stupidly hot and the vast majority of men everywhere would like to see more of her. Here she is flashing some beautiful sideboob in an Oscar de la Renta dress.
9. Rihanna
If you’re interested in seeing pictures of Rihanna showing off her sideboob, you’re in luck—there are plenty available online. While the singer is known for various reasons beyond her music, this trend seems to be the norm these days. Remember when musicians were primarily recognized for their music or memorable parties? Those were the days. Nowadays, Rihanna is known for her bold fashion choices, including daringly cut tops and a general disregard for bras. A quick Google search will yield numerous sideboob photos, including one from the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards. Yes, she wore this outfit while attending an event for teens, where she was nominated for Best Female Role Model.
8. Miley Cyrus
Oh good, another great role model for young girls. Miley Cyrus, former star of the hit children’s show, Hannah Montana, apparently fell from her high horse and right onto her head. This trauma caused her to lose all sense of reasoning and self respect and is now often confused with women who sell their “time” for “street pharmaceuticals”. She can be seen all over town making bad decisions and, presumably, getting over daddy issues. Here she is shopping with her boob basically out in the wild like a National Geographic cover shoot. She probably won’t buy that shirt due to it’s, you know, sleeves.
7. Mila Kunis
In a recent interview with Allure magazine, Kunis explained that she put her foot down on the set of Friends With Benefits and stated that they could either show her sideboob or ass but not both. It’s nice to see these kinds of scruples in this day and age. Fortunately for us, the That 70’s Show star decided to go with the top half and the world applauded. Here’s a shot from the movie in an intimate position with Justin Timberlake. As far as sideboob shots go, this is one of the more tasteful ones.
6. Emma Watson
Best known worldwide for her role as Hermoine Granger in the Harry Potter movie series, Emma Watson has quickly become a favorite among the lads. We’ve watched her grow from a young girl with too much hair and not enough conditioner to a full grown woman who is both sexy and wholesome at the same time. Wardrobe malfunctions are many times unavoidable and Ms. Watson is no exception. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on your point of view, Hermoine planned for the worst and wore her nipple pasties tonight. Check out the picture for yourself.
5. Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie first caught our eye when she played a super sexy computer hacker in the movie Hackers. Since then, she has maintained that sex appeal and was even chosen to play the infamous Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider movies, a role that she fit perfectly in every way. Along the way she has married a guy named Billy Bob, adopted a gang of children from overseas, and made a bunch more films. But that’s not what you want to see. Here’s what you want to see:
4. Tara Reid
Those sexy eyes, that smoky voice, Tara Reid was and probably still is in the top ten hottest actresses for many men. She played the sexy coed in Van Wilder and the American Pie series but might be best known for her botched boob job. Whether she got them fixed or not, her sideboob is looking mighty fine in this picture from her photo shoot. Fake or not, there are a lot of men and women who would kill for this body.
3. Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is not known for her restraint. In fact, her sex tape and subsequent life in the spotlight point to quite the opposite. So you can imagine our lack of surprise when this issue of GQ magazine hit the shelves featuring Ms. Hilton and a very lucky stuffed bear. Judgement aside, it does seem like she really cares for the bear. We’ll let you be the judge.
2. Marilyn Monroe
No list of sexy women would be complete without Marilyn Monroe. The original modern embodiment of sex and lust all rolled into a classy package. Ms. Monroe wooed presidents and common men alike. And if you aren’t a fan yet, you will be after you see this picture.
1. Peter Griffin
I would like to say that Peter Griffin most famously brought attention to the great art of the sideboob. Actually, I would like to be able to forget the image of his animated flab but only one of these is possible and unfortunately, it’s the former. In the episode “PTV”, Peter launches his own TV network, which includes Peter Griffin’s Sideboob Hour, a “wonderful look back on all the partial nudity network television used to offer”.
