When you were a kid you probably did some dumb sh-t like use an orange juicer for the fresh squeeze. Then when you hit your 20’s you probably went out and purchased an electric juicer, just like the rest of those hipsters. BUT NOW!, but now your a man and men do manly sh-t. Not that fluffy crap your wife makes you do. It’s time to get REAL!
Here’s all you need:
- Sword
- Oranges
- Boom Box
- A set of Balls!
