Why Squirrels Are Smarter Than Rednecks

Most people love squirrels, the furry little acrobats hopping through the trees and going to great lengths to raid the neighbors bird feeder. Some people even love rednecks. After all, we all know how hilarious it is if you might be one, even a 5th grader knows that.

Rednecks also give us ingenious ways to leave tireless vehicles on the lawn. They make creative swimming pool options, and find multiple uses for furniture. Not to mention, they are experts in proper couch placement for the porch.

Squirrels are ingenious at finding and hiding nuts. We can only wish the rednecks were as skilled at this. One of the universe’s most important questions has always been who is smarter a squirrel or a redneck?

Scientists have weighed this question for centuries. A recent study has finally given a slight edge to the squirrels. The video below is proof why. It is also interesting to note that by some cosmic twist of fate, redneck and squirrel populations are directly proportional. Just food for thought.